The Jobs I Do
I just choreographed a strip routine for 50 bucks.Never thought I would see the day I would do that. It technically was not a stripping, more like a seduction dance that would obviously lead to sex. I taught it in an hour. I would have liked to have more time with the individual to make it super hot in every move, but there was not enough time.

It was a new thing - choreographing a sex routine. I was very professional about it. Strange? I don’t have a background in choreographing specifically for this kind of thing, but it was easy. It kind of came natural to me. Is G-d trying to tell me something?
Nah, i would not do this as a full - out career, however, it is definitely a fun thing to put on my list of survivor jobs. “The things we do.”
It’s a good thing my next gig starts up soon because at this point, I am afraid of the other random jobs I would pick up (heh, heh).
I do understand the concept of sexy and how to be sexy. But inside, I see myself as a clutzy and goofy person. I can pull off the whole “sex” thing onstage. Simultaneously, I can do the geek thing as well. Jamie Lee Curtis captures it in her striptease in “True Lies.”
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